Awkwardness starts here

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

clestroying:

jimdoesntcarrey:

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING HORSE SHIT IS THIS???? I DONT USUALLY PUT CAPTIONS TO PHOTOS BUT OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AND HOW THE FUCK WHY IS GLORIA RIPPING HERMIONES FACE OFF BY GRABBIN HER TITS WHAT TJE FUCK IS HAPPENING IM JUST REALLY STRESSEDNOUT RIGHT NOW

but where does the hair go when she takes it off

clestroying:

jimdoesntcarrey:

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING HORSE SHIT IS THIS???? I DONT USUALLY PUT CAPTIONS TO PHOTOS BUT OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AND HOW THE FUCK WHY IS GLORIA RIPPING HERMIONES FACE OFF BY GRABBIN HER TITS WHAT TJE FUCK IS HAPPENING IM JUST REALLY STRESSEDNOUT RIGHT NOW

but where does the hair go when she takes it off

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

kvotheunkvothe:

son-of-an-assbutt:

sammy-plaidchester:

whispersinpurgatory:

fawnchester:

aphroholic:

carryoncastiel:

jimmypullsupinhisbluechevynovak:

pnelmatirian:

whY

“Hello Dean”

please stop

what if…

oh god this post is getting out of control

oh god he looks like ET

i’m actually really sorry

Jesus Christ

You’re so hypnotizing/ could you be the Devil/ could you be an angel

snowflake1814:

rebeca-flores:

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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No one ever messages me. 😒

I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

mrioa:

i can’t breathe

mrioa:

i can’t breathe